Thursday, May 01, 2003

This falls under the heading of taking things too far..
The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim will not play the Star Spangled Banner before their home games because the song contains the word Stars and their opponents the Dallas Stars may derive some sort of motivation from that. I have decided that I will now no longer play the Barenaked Ladies song, "One Week" because it contains the word 'wasabi' and I want to discourage people from eating sushi. High Fives all around. Take that Dick Shawn.

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